Here is what is going on in Pakistan right now:
- The Pakistani military was already standing by during a protest against President Nawaz Sharif, because they believe the election last year which put him in power was rigged.
- Police have fired teargas and rubber bullets on peaceful protestors.
- At least 264 people are injured.
Saturday morning, over 1,000 people march for justice for Michael Brown.
i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop
At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.
So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.
SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.
She refused to fix my grade.
In the end, she shit herself on stage.
I didn’t regret it.
Tumblr: #this fucking donut #can we talk about this fucking donut for a minute #can we #because on this donut #the sprinkles just comfortably melt into the icing #you can tell that they are so perfectly in tune with each other #and they’ve come so far from when the sprinkles just sort of sat on top #barely touching for fear of rejection #just ugh I can’t #otp: comfortably melting
4chan: here’s a picture of someone putting their dick in a donut.
reddit: that donut needs to go back into the kitchen and make me a sandwich.
academia.edu: Here is a pdf of the seminar paper I wrote about the erotics/poetics/semiotics/science of donut eating.
deviantArt:I did not steal this donut. I traced it so now it’s mine.
It got better
Fanfic.net: The donut is the setting for a high school AU, were two sprinkles meet and realise they have more in common than they ever thought possible, however, the mean chocolate sauce has caught wind of their secret relationship. Will they be able to make it together before it’s too late? M for a lemon flavoured donut.
This has officially become one of my favorite posts.
I JUST REBLOGGED BUT FANFIC MADE IT PERFECT
M FOR LEMON FLAVORED DONUT
The Wallet Ninja
It seems like the only thing you can’t do with this little helper.. is paying!
BUT aside from this it offers so much more functionality than a credit card. It has the same size as a credit card, so you can easily put it inside your wallet. There’s six Hex wrenches, a can opener, fruit peeler, bottle opener, ruler (standard & metric), letter opener, box opener, phone stand, and eyeglasses, Philips and flathead screwdrivers. It’s made from 4x heat treated steel, and comes with a lifetime guarantee to never rust, bend, dull, or fold up like Circuit City.
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Just because I don’t support same sex marriage, doesn’t mean I hate gay people.
May I ask you why you are against gay marriage, yet you tell the world you aren’t anti-gay? You were just ranting on about how there aren’t gray areas with being pro-life, but you’re trying to make gray areas for gay marriage. You are either against it or for gay marriage. It’s pretty much like you’re saying that you’re okay with seeing gay people together but unlike you they shouldnt have a right to get a PIECE OF PAPER saying they are legally bound to each other. I see no harm in gay marriage. Why do we humans feel like we have the right to tell someone who they can and can’t marry. That means that the government are taking away the rights for certain citizens but not all. A mariage certificate is literally just a PIECE of paper stating their love is true. Some people try so hard to stop someone else’s happines. Let the government take something away that you love and see how fast you would stand up to take your rights back. Gay marriage is in no way hurting you or your kind (anti-gays). So why are you trying to stop something that has NOTHING to do with you nor does it harm your life or the lives of other citizens.
LET THERE BE BONES!